I downloaded and installed News Bruiser and I'm working on getting it into a usable and
fairly attractive condition. At some point I'll probably switch over, but if I do it right,
you won't have to come to a different URL.
Test Blog
Femtosecond Lasers
fire pulses lasting 1/1000th of a trillionth of a second. They cut without
passing heat into neighboring material. Just the thing for a ga-jillion
different applications from LASIK eye surgery to cutting into old artillery shells
full of unstable gunpowder.
Meat Massager
Website only seems to work on Internet Explorer with flash installed. (Yes, that's right,
they took a wide open standard like the web and supported only IE WITH Flash. For the rest of the world, their website is unusable.)
But if you can, go to their website, click products an read about the Polar 16000 Meat Massager.
And if you have broadband, download one of the painfully large animations which show it working.
Fiction can't get this wierd.
Oh, and um, MeatNews.com has news such as
A Canadian meat business is fined for illegal transportation of chicken wings.